Episode 22: Steve Ballmer Is Fun
- 50:41
- February 24, 2025
Episode Summary
Steve Ballmer might be the tallest billionaire and the worst dancer on the planet. But you know what else he is? A good time. He not only owns a huge portion of Microsoft, he also owns the ROOM. What a guy! Dave and Caleb talk about why he’s the man, how he got to 100 billion, and what makes him our favorite billionaire of the week. The guys also talk about Caleb trying to fire himself. Let’s get after it! Keep tippin’!
Every episode ends with a segment called What’s it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename something with YOUR help. The game this episode was: What would Microsoft be called if it sold SEX TOYS? And the Ricky S**t goes to… FONDLE on Discord! With the suggestion “12 INCH FLOPPY”
Chapters
0:00 Intro
0:11 Caleb Fires Himself (From Comedy)
8:25 Getting On Rogan
10:20 Elon Musk SCANDAL
14:03 Regulate WEED
18:36 Billionaire of the Week: Steve Ballmer!
22:15 Sell Books to the MOON
24:41 What Ballmer Owns
28:45 Remember ASK JEEVES??
32:28 Mean Kid Questions
37:02 Dave Eats KFC High
38:55 Insane Food Commercials
43:09 Caleb Goes To Congress
44:20 What’s It Called
Episode Credits
Episode produced by Dave Ross
Theme Song by Chris Cresswell
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