Episode 23: Michael Bloomberg Is Tall
- 55:48
- March 3, 2025
Episode Summary
Michael Bloomberg owns a TV channel and he loves his soda’s small. But you know what’s not small? HIM. He’s a tall drink of water and the world’s thirsty as hell. Who wants a CUP? We do. He’s rich, he’s fun, and just 300 billion from now he’ll be number ONE. Who couldn’t root for the guy? Dave and Caleb talk about how he got rich, how YOU can get rich, and how it’s time to GET AFTER IT. Get ready to lay down! Face down, ass up. Keep tippin’ baby. It’s BAG time. Let’s gooooo!
Episode Credits
Episode produced by Dave Ross
Theme Song by Chris Cresswell
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