Episode 3: Jay-Z Is Lovely
- 48:18
- September 30, 2024
Episode Summary
Dave and Caleb have 99 problems and none of them are Jay-Z. He can rap, he can run really fast, and he’s a business man. But he’s also good as hell. He’s one of the top 75 rappers of all time to boot! Dave and Caleb also talk about Saturday Night Live, the Good Ole Days, and how much they hate Mumford and Sons. And as always DOUG FACTS!
Every episode ends with a segment called What’s it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename a movie with YOUR help. The game this episode was: what would “Trap” be called if it had more words in it? And the Ricky S**t goes to… FONDLEPUNCH on Twitter! With the suggestion “ERNEST TRAPPED STUPID”
Chapters
0:00 Hypnosis Is Fake
2:09 Tour Dates
4:01 Dave Made a Song
6:32 Dave Made a Another Song
7:18 Dave’s Legal Problem With A Former President
8:45 Saturday Night Live
9:16 The Good Old Days
14:08 Billionaire of the Week: Jay-Z
18:03 Dave’s Mad About Bad Comedy
24:02 Back to Jay-Z
29:52 Mumford and Sons Sucks
32:25 Jay-Z As Your Boss
34:08 DOUG FACTS
34:50 Jay-Z As Your Boss Part 2
35:35 Yahoo! News
39:08 Elon Musk Buying Twitter
41:33 Trickle Down Economics
43:42 Is Jay-Z Hotter Than Ted Cruz?
43:53 Is Jay-Z Hotter Than Frazier’s Dad?
44:32 What’s It Called
Episode Credits
Episode produced by Dave Ross
Theme Song by Chris Cresswell
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