Episode 12: Larry Ellison Is Elegant
- 52:05
- December 2, 2024
Episode Summary
Larry Ellison is the 2nd richest man alive. But he’s number 1 in the hearts of men who love ELEGANCE. He glides into a room like a roomba. What a guy! And he looks like the world’s youngest old man. Or one of the three musketeers was left in the sun for a year. Dave and Caleb dive into his secret to looking like a sexy lizard. Give it a whirl!
Every episode ends with a segment called What’s it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename a movie with YOUR help. The game this episode was: What would Toy Story be called if it took place at Donald Trump’s house? And the Ricky S**t goes to… @CRETE on Twitter! With the suggestion “BING BING BING BOOP BEEP!! I MADE AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE”
Chapters
0:00 Intro
0:11 Dave Loves Sports
5:01 Actors Can’t Pretend to Sneeze
11:42 Billionaires in Prison
15:25 Old Science is FAKE
19:14 Dave Wants to FIGHT HOLLYWOOD
27:35 Billionaire of the Week: Larry Ellison!
35:43 Poorest Billionaire on Earth: Chang Lily!
37:47 DOUG FACTS
46:39 What’s It Called
Episode Credits
Episode produced by Dave Ross
Theme Song by Chris Cresswell
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