Episode 9: Mark Zuckerberg Is Cool
- 50:08
- November 11, 2024
Episode Summary
Mark Zuckerberg invented the end of the world and he’s rich as hell. But you know what else he is? A cool guy. He’s got a sweet head of hair and a bussin chain. What a guy! Dave and Caleb dig into his surprising holdings, why commercials are so horny, and of course: DOUG FACTS. Get into it! It’s our best episode
Every episode ends with a segment called What’s it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename a movie with YOUR help. The game this episode was: What would It Follows be called if it was directed by Joe Rogan? And the Ricky S**t goes to… CRETE on Discord! With the suggestion “SEX CURSE (I HEARD COLLOIDAL SILVER CLEARS THAT UP”
Chapters
0:00 Intro
0:11 How To Dress Cool
5:16 Every Company Has A CEO
8:37 Horny Ads
12:33 Dave’s Got A Girlfriend
15:05 The Puerto Rico Joke
21:06 Billionaire of the Week: Mark Zuckerberg
26:35 Irish People Are Funny
30:33 What Mark Zuckerberg Owns
37:17 DOUG FACTS
43:39 What’s It Called
Episode Credits
Episode produced by Dave Ross
Theme Song by Chris Cresswell
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