Episode 2: Jeff Bezos Is Hot
- 52:39
- September 23, 2024
Episode Summary
Dave and Caleb explain to the world why Jeff Bezos is good. He’s rich, he’s bald, and he has a garage. But don’t forget what makes him good! He’s a cool guy and he lights up a room. Dave and Caleb also talk about stealing, women that are way too small, and the pros and cons of small business. And as always DOUG FACTS!
Every episode ends with a segment called What’s it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename a movie with YOUR help. The game this episode was: what would “Alien: Romulus” be called if it was directed by MARTIN SCORSESE? And the Ricky S**t goes to… THE1TRUEDOG on our Discord! With the suggestion “FACEFUCKERS”
Chapters
0:00 Why We Like Billionaires
1:24 Stealing a Tesla
2:31 Tradwives and the Manosphere
5:30 Stealing is Good
7:09 Dave’s Tells a Story About his Criminal Past
13:10 Tour Dates
14:08 Billionaire of the Week: Jeff Bezos
18:00 Dave’s Girlfriend is Too Small
20:43 Small Business Sucks
26:53 If Amazon Sold Haircuts
31:05 DOUG FACTS
35:12 Is Bezos Hotter Than Sylvester Stallone?
37:45 Closing Thoughts on Jeff Bezos
41:22 Retro Gaming Systems
43:53 What’s It Called
Episode Credits
Episode produced by Dave Ross
Theme Song by Chris Cresswell
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Each week on Billionaires Are Good, comedians Dave Ross and Caleb Synan explore the life and fortune of a different billionaire. Dave and Caleb believe that all billionaires are going to hell, and that their presence on earth is killing us all, and that it’s not their fault!!! Be nice!!! The show is a laugh-heavy romp through the darkness of capitalism that doesn’t take itself seriously at all, rife with segments and tangents and rock radio stingers. Money is bad and billionaires are good and we all need to lay down.
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